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Christ Church
The oldest Anglican church in Essex County. Built like an upside-down ship. Where the power socks came from.
Real World
Located in Amherstburg, Ontario. Built 1818-1819.
Architecture
- Red brick exterior
- Copper spire
- Oak pews
- Timbers "constructed as an upside down ship's hull in Norse fashion"
The Rector
Lisa is the priest here. She has ADHD. She gets it. She gave the gift - socks and elves in a box.
Magical Overlay
Established (Epic 2: Scattered Snowman):
- Where the power socks originated
- The elves came from here (Lisa's gift)
- Thermodynamics lesson: Architecture as insulation
The Upside-Down Ship:
- A church built like a ship's hull
- Ships are designed to keep water OUT and people IN
- The same structure keeps warmth IN and cold OUT
- What does a ship-church sail through? Not water. Something else.
Potential:
- The church sails through... time? Memory? The space between things?
- Lisa as a bridge between worlds (she sees differently too)
- The oldest church in the county - what has it witnessed?
- An upside-down ship is still a ship
Thermodynamics Teaching
The Lesson: Architecture as Insulation
- The church was built to hold warmth inside
- Thick walls, sealed joints, the hull shape
- Same principle as the power socks
- You don't CREATE warmth - you KEEP it
- The building protects the boundary between inside and outside
An upside-down ship that sails through Sunday mornings. Where warmth is kept and gifts are given.
North
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- Amherstburg landmark
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- Amherstburg landmark - oldest Anglican church
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- context:
- Power socks origin
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- context:
- 'Scavenger hunt final: Christ Church β The Hole (rebuild Frosty)'
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- context:
- 'Scavenger hunt stop 5: Homestead β Christ Church'
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